Everyone's Talking About the Weather
Posted in Weather on September 25th, 2006Not everyone, of course.
One of the problems living in such a mild climate is that we don’t get seasons, in the classic sense of the word. From my child hood I remember calendars mass-marketed nationwide that showed, for instance, September scenes of orange & yellow-leaved trees lining country roads with white picket fences, or January scenes of kids skating on frozen ponds, and I’d think, where are these places? Timbuktu? (Timbuktu is the Southern all-purpose designation for “a place far away with strange customs.”) This September, a week ago, I got heat stroke sitting outside, in the shade, not doing anything involving physical exertion. Autumn my ass.
Weather here seldom hits the freezing point, and Christmas is often shirt-sleeves weather, if not shorts weather. Sometime after Christmas, things usually turn a bit colder, and that lasts into early February, but there’s more misery in the humidity than the cold itself–the dampness cuts right through even if there’s no wind and the temperature’s not too bad. What makes things the worst, though, is that the skies are constantly a dull gray, with or without clouds, and eventually it just gets depressing.
Spring is brief, usually popping up at some point in mid March or so. The day it hits starts off, usually, like any other late winter day, but somehow, the gray starts to burn off, and by mid afternoon, suddenly the skies are blue. Everything that looked half-dead now looks half-alive, as the light takes on a completely different color. And almost on cue, within a few weeks every azalea bush in town is blooming a riot of color. The weather is pleasant, and the evenings are filled with the smell of people grilling out as they are coaxed from their winter cocoons.
By late April, Spring’s over, and summer has already taken its place. Temperatures are in the upper 80’s and headed into the 90’s, and the humidity briefly driven away for Spring returns with a vengeance. Walk outside at 4:00 p.m. on a May afternoon, and you’re covered in sweat in seconds. Here, summer lasts into October, although there are sometimes a few days in late September, like today, when the temperature stays in the mid-70’s and the sky stays an amazing shade of blue all day.
But Autumn really comes here in late October, when you wake up one morning, check outside, and it’s cool. Not just “not hot”, which could be a temporary drop due to rain or whatever. No, the day is coming when it will be cool, as in you know there’s no way it can possibly get hot that day, or probably any other day for the rest of the year. It’ll warm up, you can still wear shorts, but it won’t get hot again. And on that day, we rejoice, for surviving another summer.
It’s coming soon. Just not soon enough.








